They say age is just a number, right? People can fall in love at any point in their life, regardless of how old they are.

The irrelevance of age in a meaningful relationship is apparent with a particular couple who vowed to have and to hold each other through sickness and health. The 17-year-old Courtney Stodden and  51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison make up this couple.

Stodden, a teenager with the appearance of a women ten years her senior, and Hutchison finalized their marriage in May and are still going strong.

Stoddden may not be advanced mentally in comparison to Hutchison, who happens to be older than her own father, but she is advanced enough to snag her a man who can provide for her financially. And isn’t that what most of us girls want, a man who can provide for us?

Hutchison, a well-known actor in critically acclaimed movies such as The Green Mile, has passed the honeymoon period of his marriage with the teenage Barbie look-a-like.

As owners of a nicely furnished Los Angeles house and a dog dyed hot pink, they are the annoyingly happy couple that mundane loveless people live to despise. Publicly, things look peachy keen between Stodden and Hutchison, and who is to say whether they are genuinely happy or not?

The obvious question that everyone is spastically jumping up to ask is whether or not this is another example of bogus Hollywood love or if this love will stand the many tests of Tinseltown.

Honestly, who cares? Most of the inquirers of that question, including myself, don’t know jack about love and who’s truly acquired it. I propose we shift the direction of our curiosity and start asking the real questions that present bigger issues: are her boobs real or fake? Is she tone deaf? Is Hutchison that bad of a catch that he’s got to settle for jail bait? Where can I get a pink dog like theirs? When the hell is their much anticipated reality show going to air so that I can set my DVR?

 Word on the streets of Hollywood is that MTV may be producing a reality show based on the inside lives of Stodden and Hutchison and the depiction of their true love.

With Stodden so keen on having MTV be the network that produces a reality show centered on her romance, titles such as 16 and Married or True Love ironically come to mind.

We just smile and say, “Of course MTV is her first choice.  I mean, who else would hold quite the same prestige and reputation of a wholesome television network as much as MTV would?”

It seems that now our questions of true love may actually be answered by getting the inside scoop of their marriage, as if reality television actually depicts anything close to the life of validity.

Stodden, a firm believer in true love, is all about relentlessly publicizing her love life and how she was so fortunate to find her one true love.

Whether or not Stodden has accomplished the dream held by many women across the world of finding true love will hopefully soon be explained, as she will have plenty of opportunities to express herself to viewers worldwide with the help of public broadcasting.

In response to the questions of true love being answered by this possible reality show, Krista Stodden, the mother of the oh-so-fortunate Courtney, says that the awaited reality show will leave “nothing off Kardashians” and “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” succumbing to the likes of Stodden wouldn’t be an option. To be completely honest, I can think of five female role models who have worse intentions than Stodden’s minuscule intellect could handle.

You do you, Stodden, and don’t ever hold back. Just in case viewers were freaking out about the content of the show, rest assured that Stodden promises, “It’s going to be a reality show like no