Hilltop Views: You Rock, Don’t Change.

If you turned your stories in on time, I love you. If you didn’t, I’m not okay with you but I will pretend to be to preserve the integrity of the Hilltop Views.

Andre Hall, you are consistently muggy. That’s fine, though, especially during the winter months, and also because my coffee stays warm longer.

Squirrel eating the Jolly Rancher, I hope you’re still alive and that your mouth is still stained blue a li’l bit.

Bees, I wish you didn’t sting and that I could keep you as pets without having to wear the big suit.

Fill the Shopping Cart, you are the most calming computer game I have ever played.

Avalanche, you are the most nerve-wracking computer game I have ever played.

Neopets, you are my lifeblood.

Netflix, I wish you would work on the office computers.

Travis, whatever.

H.A.G.S.