Natalie Portman to save U.S. from lackluster candidates

Amid the confusion and chaos of the 2012 presidential candidates, neither party is a clear favorite. Obama has left many Democrats unsatisfied during his term, while the Republicans have slim pickings, with the frontrunner being one who considers food stamps to be fraudulent.

It is these dire circumstances that call for a new breed of politician—a candidate with experience, a candidate who can aid in our foreign relations, a candidate who is by far more attractive than any president since John F. Kennedy.

A candidate like Natalie Portman.

Portman is not the first person to come to mind when speaking of political prowess; however, she is more than qualified. Portman has been Queen of England as Anne Boleyn in “The Other Boleyn Girl,” Queen of the planet Naboo in “Star Wars Episode I,” and the Queen of Swan Lake in “Black